Dream of Paradise

"The happiest man on earth would look into the mirror and see only himself, exactly how he is."



thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan


coxiegossip:

Our new toys came in the mail!!

coxiegossip:

Our new toys came in the mail!!


meadowkitten:

last year a polar bear in the san francisco zoo got 10 tons of snow for his birthday and look how fucking happy he was (not my photo of course)

meadowkitten:

last year a polar bear in the san francisco zoo got 10 tons of snow for his birthday and look how fucking happy he was (not my photo of course)



wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: hispanicattheclisco)


devilsmadvocate:

i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.

so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”


lotr meme - five quotes (1/5) - What are we holding onto, Sam?”


brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

(Source: brella)